So during the off-season last year, a guy from Brentwood named Brian Jackson impersonated Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger in order to meet women. Apparently, a few of them bought the ruse for an extended period of time, because I remember some very pissed off ladies when his scam was revealed. What I find remarkable is that there were actually people in Pittsburgh who, in 2005, had no idea what Ben Roethlisberger looked like. No wonder these women were single.
Well, despite undergoing pscyhological counseling, Mr. Jackson is at again. This time though, he wisely chose a lesser-known Steeler to impersonate, posing as perennial back-up tight end Jerame Tuman. This time, the guy even got into what sounds like a pretty serious relationship with the woman. His "girlfriend" even agreed to loan him gobs of money on repeated occasions, proving just how far being a professional football player can carry you romantically in this town.
On that note, if we're ever out at a bar together, my name is Sean Morey.
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