Poetic Spam

Somehow this message made it into my inbox. For the record, I have no idea who Benjamin is, I've never considered investing in ebooks, and I'm certainly not in love with Elissa. We all know she's a worthless tramp.

Anyway, props to the spam people for upping the creativity level of their messages. This sounds like a weekly post-modern soap opera that leaves the first wave of Gen-X housewives itching for the next installment. Think Michel Foucault meets Days of Our Lives. I wonder if "Nathaniel Richard" is hiring young writers. Perhaps I'll send along a resume. Although, if they were really good, they would have included a YouTube suggestion for this week. Jerks.

The email itself follows, and the above picture is the image that came with the message:

Subj: bossy Inbox

	Nathaniel Richard	to me

Vendeuvre is only one aspect of the question.

I have to talk to you aboutsomething infinitely more serious. The Simler looms hadbeen silent, for the first time since the War. With your cursed French law, there was no way of preventingthis.

Youmust begin by getting clear of it all.

Yes,yes, my dear boy, and the only force that exists, for the moment, inthe house of Simler.

What she has to learn from you will take her a century. You will understand what I mean in a moment.

I have heard also of yourtaste for the violin.

He added in an important tone: There is the whole history of modernsociety in my parable. There are some curious discoveries to be made there.

I have to talk to you aboutsomething infinitely more serious.

I dont even want to go into the country and sleep.

I shall be glad when you tell methat you bear me no ill will. Yes, let Benjamin say whether such behaviour was in the interest ofall parties concerned. Hartand may be reprinted only when these eBooks are free of all fees.

As formyself, what you have said interests me. And I tell you for the tenth time that Im miserably ill.

Hartand may be reprinted only when these eBooks are free of all fees. Acountry needs to have its dissenters just as much as its conformists. I have to talk to you aboutsomething infinitely more serious.

I do not say that she is in love with you, orthat you are in love with her. If Joseph hadnot married Elisa, would you be in the world?

You will understand what I mean in a moment. Masters andworkers set the factory going again, with their tails between theirlegs. These proposals did not appeal to her nature, I suppose?

Did they come away from Buschendorf toserve their country, or to become corrupted in it? I believethat I have just delivered myself of a parable.

We shall find out some day, and many other things atthe same time.

Hartand may be reprinted only when these eBooks are free of all fees.

On the employers side, or on the workers?

We shall find out some day, and many other things atthe same time.

The boy studied Benjamins rubicund face as he mastered the contentsof the strange document. Myfriend, when I saw that the house of Stern was making its pile, I tookmy hook. Benjamin broke off his speech at this point and darted a glance at hislistener. He added in an important tone: There is the whole history of modernsociety in my parable.

Louis said nothing, but took the document from Bens hands. Your catalogue of undesired delights onlymakes it worse.

They have often mingled without amalgamating. It was back there that you ought to have knownhim.